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My father ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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