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Bad food

My father ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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