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Bad food

My father ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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