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Bad food

My father ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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