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My father ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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