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Bad food

My father ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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