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Bad food

My father ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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