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Bad food

My father ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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