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Bad food

My father ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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