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Bad food

My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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