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Bad food

My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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