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Bad food

My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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