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My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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