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Bad food

My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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