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Bad food

My father ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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