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Bad food

My father ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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