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My father ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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