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Bad food

My father ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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