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Bad food

My father ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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