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Bad food

My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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