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My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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