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Bad food

My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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