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Bad food

My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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