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Bad food

My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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