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Bad food

My father ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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