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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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