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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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