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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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