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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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