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Bad food
My
father
ate
a stale biscuit
and
saw a vision of
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start another snivelling excuse
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a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
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a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
a bear 🐻
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
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