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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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