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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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