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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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