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My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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