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Bad food

My father ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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