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Bad food
My
father
ate
a plate of soggy nachos
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
nutcracker choked
bit
strangled
scissor-kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
head-butted
slapped
throat-punched
roundhouse kicked
punched
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