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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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