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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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