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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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