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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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