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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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