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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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