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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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