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Bad food

My father ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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