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My father ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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