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My father ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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