Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
father
ate
the last Rolo
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Cayman Islander
St Lucian
Puerto Rican
Qatari
Bermudian
South Korean
Cape Verdean
Congolese (DRC)
American
Lebanese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.