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My father ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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