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My father ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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