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My father ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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