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Bad food

My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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