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Bad food

My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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