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Bad food

My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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