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Bad food

My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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