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My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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