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Bad food

My father ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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