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My father ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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