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My father ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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