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Bad food

My father ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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