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My father ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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