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Bad food

My father ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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