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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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