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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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