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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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