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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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