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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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