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Bad food

My father ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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