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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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