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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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