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My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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