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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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