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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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