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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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