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Bad food

My father ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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