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Bad food
My
father
ate
a wedge of blue cheese
and
Vulcan death-gripped
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a bus driver
a pilot
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a dentist
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a milkman
a policewoman
a ticket inspector
a tramp
a policeman
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