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Bad food

My father ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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