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Bad food

My father ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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