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Bad food

My father ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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