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My father ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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