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Bad food

My father ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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