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Bad food

My father ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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