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Bad food

My father ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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