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Bad food

My father ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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