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Bad food

My father ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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