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Bad food
My
father
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
mushy peas
a wedge of blue cheese
canned prunes
stale bread
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
a plate of soggy nachos
mouldy potatoes
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