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Bad food
My
father
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wedge of blue cheese
over-cooked pasta
Brussels sprouts
turkey twizzlers
mushy peas
stale bread
soggy lettuce
mouldy potatoes
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
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