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Bad food
My
father
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
a plate of soggy nachos
turkey twizzlers
mushy peas
a stale biscuit
stale bread
over-cooked pasta
mouldy potatoes
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
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