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Bad food
My
father
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
soggy lettuce
a stale biscuit
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
a box of dead mice
canned prunes
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