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Bad food

My mother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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