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Bad food

My mother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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