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Bad food

My mother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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