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My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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