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Bad food

My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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