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Bad food

My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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