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Bad food

My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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