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Bad food

My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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