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Bad food

My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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