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My mother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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