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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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