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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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