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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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