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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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