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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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