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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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