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Bad food

My mother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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