Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
mother
ate
yesterday's fish
and
nutcracker choked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a milkman
a soldier
a dentist
a ticket inspector
a student
a woman
a spy
a taxi driver
a doctor
a policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.