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Bad food

My mother ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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