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Bad food

My mother ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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