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Bad food

My mother ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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