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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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