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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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