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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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