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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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