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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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