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Bad food

My mother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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