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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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