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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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