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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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