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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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