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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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