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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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