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Bad food

My mother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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