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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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