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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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