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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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