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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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