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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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