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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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