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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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