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Bad food

My mother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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