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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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