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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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