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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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