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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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