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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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