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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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