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Bad food

My mother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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