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Bad food

My mother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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