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My mother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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