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My mother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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