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Bad food

My mother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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