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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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