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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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