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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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