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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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