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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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