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Bad food

My mother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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