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Bad food

My mother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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