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Bad food

My mother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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