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Bad food

My mother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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