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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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