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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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