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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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