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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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