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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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