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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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