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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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