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Bad food

My mother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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