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Bad food

My mother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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