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Bad food

My mother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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