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Bad food

My mother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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