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Bad food

My mother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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