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Bad food

My mother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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