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Bad food

My mother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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