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My mother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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