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Bad food

My mother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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