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My mother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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