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Bad food
My
mother
ate
a box of dead mice
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kicked
roundhouse kicked
karate-chopped
slapped
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scissor-kicked
nutcracker choked
head-butted
Vulcan death-gripped
kneed
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