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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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