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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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