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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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