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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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