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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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