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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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