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Bad food

My mother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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