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Bad food
My
mother
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stinky tofu
canned prunes
soggy lettuce
yesterday's fish
the last Rolo
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
a box of dead mice
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
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