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Bad food
My
mother
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
mouldy potatoes
a stale biscuit
over-cooked pasta
a box of dead mice
mushy peas
cat biscuits
stale bread
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