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Bad food

My father-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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