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Bad food

My father-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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