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Bad food

My father-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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