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My father-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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