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Bad food

My father-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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