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My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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