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Bad food

My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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