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My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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