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My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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