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My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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