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My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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