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Bad food

My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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