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Bad food

My father-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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