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My father-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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