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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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