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My father-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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