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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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