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My father-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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