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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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