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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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