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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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