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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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