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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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