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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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