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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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