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Bad food

My father-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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