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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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