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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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