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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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