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My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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