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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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