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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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