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Bad food

My father-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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