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Bad food
My
father-in-law
ate
mouldy potatoes
and
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
punched
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
head-butted
strangled
bit
scissor-kicked
roundhouse kicked
kneed
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