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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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