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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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