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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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