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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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