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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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