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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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