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My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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