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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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