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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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