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Bad food
My
father-in-law
ate
a stale biscuit
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
punched
Vulcan death-gripped
throat-punched
roundhouse kicked
scissor-kicked
kicked
nutcracker choked
strangled
head-butted
slapped
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