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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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