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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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