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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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