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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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