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My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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