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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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