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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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