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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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