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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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