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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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