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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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