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My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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