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My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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