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My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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