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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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