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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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