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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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