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My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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