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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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