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My father-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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