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My father-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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