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My father-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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