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My father-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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