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My father-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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