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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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