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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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