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Bad food

My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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