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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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