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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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