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Bad food

My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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