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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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