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My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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