Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My father-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.